A reminder of rules – 115th day of war

Hi,
Someone send over a pic in the Whatsapp group. It is a reminder of the rules of the house to a military reserve duty soldier who came back home from the war:

– You do not get into the house through the walls
– You do not mop your hand on your cloths
– You do not draw on the walls
– You do not get into the bed with shoes
– The biggest pot in the kitchen is not toilets
– Do not leave pee bottles in the room
– Do not throw bags with garbage out of the window
– The carpet is not a curtain and a blanket
– Do not make holes in the wall, not even a small one for the weapon barrel
– You do not take from the neighbors gas, stove or furniture
– The house has an address not location number
– In the corner of the bedroom, there is a small room with soap and water, it is advised to use it to clean the body
– Socks can be replaced, use those in the drawer

Guri, my brother, then added some of his own to the reminder of the rules:
– You do not poop in a bag
– You do not pee in the sink
– Do not make the room dark, light is good
– Not need to wake your wife (commander), that can wait for the evening talk
– Not need to ask anybody where he is from
– No need to play, who has the biggest
– People without uniforms is normal, not need to horn the alert
– A hole in the ground is just a hole, no terrorist will jump out of it
– No need to go out of the house with a friend, you can go out alone.
– No need to get down in the middle of the night to pick up food. You can go the supermarket.
– If you hear explosions, call the police, this is not normal
– No need to pack food for 72 hours.

Take Care
Gad

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